When it Pays to be White

On June 18, 2009, in Uncategorized, by Chuck Muth

Now this was funny.

I took the girls to a Daddy-Daughter Dance last weekend at the East Las Vegas Community Center. As it turns out we were the only white family in the building and had a terrific time – even though I don’t speak Spanish and didn’t understand 90 percent of what the DJ’s were saying. But we did understand that one of the contests was a Daddy-Daughter look-alike contest and the first prize was four tickets to the Ringling Brothers Circus. Count….us….in.

And wouldn’t you know it, out of some two dozen contestants, we won. I guess it’s true – and turned out to be a benefit – that all us white people look alike!

 

3 Responses to When it Pays to be White

  1. Bill Simpson says:

    God forbid your daughter look like you, if so, they have a long subdued life ahead of them, especially if they think like you also.

  2. chuckmuth says:

    Geez, Bill. My three-year-old possesses better grammar skills than you.

  3. Bill Simpson says:

    You have a three year old? My god, shouldn’t you thought of birth control when you hit 60? Great, another burden on society…you are like Gibbons/Ensign…..”irrelevant”.

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