* OK, so ISIS – which takes great pride and pleasure in blowing up innocent civilians, including teenage girls attending a concert, in addition to raping women, making them slaves and cutting off people’s heads – has been driven out of Mosul, Iraq.
In the process, some Iraqi liberators have allegedly been tossing ISIS barbarians off buildings and riddling their bodies with bullets. And, um, I’m supposed to lose sleep over that tonight? I don’t think so.
* Let me see if I have this straight:
A lawyer from Russia with no ties to the Russian government is allowed into the U.S. illegally by Obama’s attorney general who was colluding with the Crooked Hillary campaign, claims she has dirt on Crooked Hillary, gets a 20-minute meeting with the president’s son through a third-party intermediary, has her B.S. ignored because there was no there there – and somehow Donald Trump Jr. is the bad guy?
On what fake news channel does that make sense?
* So President Donald Trump’s constitutional temporary travel ban was blocking an all-girls robotics team from coming to the U.S. for a competition. The fake news media and Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers had a conniption. But get this: We learned today that “President Trump intervened” to allow the kids to come after all.
Next meltdown, snowflakes?
* Yesterday President Trump complimented France’s First Lady Brigitte Macron by observing, “You’re in such great shape.” The remark triggered a nationwide outbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome on the left. If only the President, as White House spox Sean Spicer joked, had called her a “fat slob.” Then everything would have been OK.
* An insignificant, largely unknown California (of course) Democrat, Rep. Brad Sherman – who is not only infected with Trump Derangement Syndrome but is a carrier – has filed an article of impeachment against President Donald Trump for putting Russian dressing on his salad or some such other nonsense. Stupid is as stupid does.
* So MSNBC’s “Psycho Joe” Scarborough has left the Republican Party because President Donald Trump hurt his widdle feelings and insulted his mistress.
Yawn. Don’t let the door hit ya. Bye, Felicia.