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When it Pays to be White

Now this was funny.

I took the girls to a Daddy-Daughter Dance last weekend at the East Las Vegas Community Center. As it turns out we were the only white family in the building and had a terrific time – even though I don’t speak Spanish and didn’t understand 90 percent of what the DJ’s were saying. But we did understand that one of the contests was a Daddy-Daughter look-alike contest and the first prize was four tickets to the Ringling Brothers Circus. Count….us….in.

And wouldn’t you know it, out of some two dozen contestants, we won. I guess it’s true – and turned out to be a benefit – that all us white people look alike!

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